Finding Forrester, was released December 19th, 2000. This movie stars Sean Connery, Rob Brown and Anna Paquin. This movie was directed by Gus Van Sant.
Friday, April 30, 2010
Forrester, where are you???!!!
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Friday, April 23, 2010
Feel the wrath of my lightsaber
First, this John fellow, insults the funniest character in the entire movie. John whatever his name is says "Dan Folger (Balls of Fury) plays Hutch — the same fat, obnoxious, womanizing slob found in every one of these movies since John Belushi arrived as John "Bluto" Blutarsky in 1978’s Animal House." It is not nice to make fun of someones weight, whether you like their acting or not. Perhaps you're overweight John?
Second, he tries to say that the plot is tired and been done too many times. I will admit, the Family Guy spoofs are getting old. But, any true fan will admit that this story just takes us where we all would like to be some day, fans traveling across the country just to catch a glimpse of the greatness that is Star Wars. Plus, what fan doesn't enjoy a movie devoted to something we love.
The type of movies I enjoy can range from romance to action/gore. I will happily watch any movie that is handed to me, but I will be the first to admit if the movie was a complete waste of my time that I will never get back. If I could review one movie, I think it would be this movie I saw once called "Hellbreeder." It is the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. If I had the opportunity to tell the people who made it how horrible it was, that would be an honour.
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Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Activities from allpoetry.com (Bonus)
Letting them Go:
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Monday, April 12, 2010
The Elf Warrior
One day, Pippin ran to Merry's house and told him that there were some things they needed to discuss. They talked about how harsh and cruel Santa was and how they were still grieving over their dear friends Snap, Crackle and Pop who were thrown into the reindeer house and devoured after disobeying Santa. Then, the plan that would change their lives forever came into their minds. They would destroy Santa and then escape the North Pole.
Pippin and Merry, who lived on the far side of Santa's Village packed their bags and dressed warmly to face the North Poles harsh elements. They stepped out of Merry's house and headed towards the "Toy Tower" which is what Santa named his castle. They walked for 23 days and 23 nights through freezing rain and snow and finally made it to the entrance. They looked at each other and nodded, ready to face their challenge.
Pippin and Merry climbed the south wall and soon found themselves inside Toy Tower, where everything was on fire and blown to smithereens. Pippin and Merry set out in a full sprint towards the Toy Towers main room where they knew Santa would be just beginning his feast. They wondered which reindeer would be sacrificed today. Merry said that he would go in on the left side and Pippin said he would take the right. When they opened the door, they saw Santa sitting at his table with a reindeer in his over-sized hand. They cringed when they recognized it as Prancer.
Just as Merry let out a small gasp, Santa saw them standing in the doorway, he let out a loud battle cry and the two elves took off in their separate directions. That is when it all went wrong. Pippin was running with all his strength, trying to reach the spot behind Santa where he could jump on his back and inject a poison that would kill him instantly. Before he reached his destination he heard a crack and a high pitched scream, he turned to see Merry in one of Santa's huge hands...He was dead.
Pippin stopped only for a moment in utter disbelief, then he continued running suddenly full of rage, he jumped the highest he had ever jumped and landed right on Santa's huge shoulder. He shoved the needle into his back and Santa fell limp. But, when he fell, he knocked Pippin from his shoulder and onto the floor, where Santa collapsed on top of him. Everything was still, there was no movement, then from beneath Santa came a small noise and then Pippin stood up. He was holding Santa over his head with the strength of a thousand elves. He threw Santa aside and walked slowly to where Merry lay still.
He picked his dead friend up off the ground and carried him out of Toy Tower where he was greeted by the other elves who heard the commotion and came to see what was happening. Pippin handed over Merry's body and turned in the opposite direction of the crowd. He walked away and was never seen again, but it is said that he still walks the earth, fighting any mythical creature that does not understand the true meaning of Christmas.
The End.
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Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Volchuck=Tear jerking tank top wearer.
Most people favour the protagonist when watching a film. Not me. I love a good old fashion villain who comes out on top in the end. The sad thing is, you don't find that very often. A few years ago my friend Gina introduced me to a show called The OC which is basically about the troubles that rich kids have. PFFFFTTTT please, "oh dear, I dropped my blackberry in the huge pool in my back yard. I guess I'll have to go buy another one, maybe an Iphone this time." But that is another argument for another time. Anyway, Gina was one of those obsessed fans and she begged me to watch one episode with her. Much to my dismay, I was hooked.
In that series, there is one character that I fell in love with at first sight. I guess I could say "he had me at hello." His name was Volchuck. If any of you are familiar with the series, you may be thinking that I'm a traitor and that I couldn't possibly like him after all he's done. As I stated earlier, I love the villains.
In The OC Volchuck was; from the first moment we see him, portrayed as someone you wouldn't trust. We meet him and immediately identify him as the bully, the troublemaker. He causes a lot of problems for Ryan who is the main character and threatens his cozy life with the Cohens. After Ryan and Marissa(the leading female role) break-up, Marissa falls into Volchucks well kept biceps, making Volchuck the new love interest.
After dating for a while Marissa sees the error of her ways and dumps Volchuck. He is completely devastated. He begs Marissa to give him a second chance, when she rejects him, things take a tragic turn. This situation turns into a high-speed Chase, with Marissa and Ryan in one vehicle and Volchuck and his friend in the other. Volchuck makes his car collide with Ryans in an attempt to get Ryan to stop so he can win Marissa in a jealous brawl. He ends up running them off the road which results in Marissa's death.
Sure, you're probably thinking "GOODNESS GLACIERS HE IS A NUT CASE" but he is not. After this traumatic event, Volchuck shows that he is extremely sorry, he states that it was just an accident. He flees the country in hopes of avoiding Ryans wrath, isolating himself. Now, this is where I became sympathetic towards Volchuck. He is all alone in Mexico, feeling guilty for causing the death of the only girl he has ever loved. Also, he hides himself because he knows that if Ryan finds him, he will kill him. Imagine, you're in a strange place, you just caused the death of someone you truly loved, and you are awaiting your murderer.
Somehow I find it hard not to be sympathetic, put yourself in this situation, I would want someone to feel sorry for me. So, this is one case where the villain does not come out on top, but definitely wins the hearts of some previous doubters.
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